finding a dream girl, guide for idiots

Being in convent taught me much bout girls, their species, likes, dislikes, good and bad habbits that guys should and ought to know before they marry one. It is scarce or IMPOSSIBLE to actually find someone who suits you best, not even soulmate, they are not the perfect couple cuz they tend to be sick and bored of each other at one point of time for having too much thing in common. Urgghh, go find someone who will actually makes you attracted to his fancy odd and weird hobby. That's cool in my definition.

Being a girl doesn't stop me from fancying and ushering another girl. Call me a lesbie if that is what you see, but yeah.. I am somewhat attracted to girls because of their cute and pretty faces. But if I was a guy, I won't be that STUPID in choosing a wife. Cuz there could be serious ugliness beneath the beauty, ain't it?

1. Negative
I won't go along with girls who have such negative thoughts. Believe me that it'll take you days and days to convince her that she is not the one to blame when she accidently hit a squirrel 3 years ago with your car or..or she claims the person who sat beside her on the park bench one day suddenly went away cuz she farted, SILENTLY.

2. Busy body
The one who doesn't have anything to talk about when there isn't any gossip. Everything that came out of her is majorly about other people's affair, like she has nothing better to do. This girl's mouth couldn't be shut even when you told her not to blab bout it.

3. Miss love yourself much and Miss I rule the world.
Being in the center of attention is like having adrenalin running through her veins. The one who thought she simply is the kindest and the fairest of them all. Like guys are all drooling over and can't get enough of her pretty ass. Haha, wtever!!!

4. Vibrates nonstop.
Huh?? what do i meant? The one who seldomly shut her pizza holes, being super excited like a pom pom whore and speaks mega-amplitude-loud almost as if she's speaking with the mic on that she hardly notice people that surround her are trying not to get annoyed and burst into tantrums for the audio pollution. Shut up for goodness sake!!! Or in another words, can also be called gedikkk.

5. Pretender.
Acting all nice and very demuree and at the same time being all bitchy behind your back. Whhaattt?? don't look at me!! Well, in this case, as a future hubby, I would consult with her siblings bout her true colours at HOME, around her family members..

6. Using swear words.
Especially in public (fb) and thought that she's being cool for doing it... bongok tol pompuan cmnih..hahah. Mampus kne sula ngan mak aq haha..kan mama kan?

Present girls are hardly similar to girls back then in our mum's generation, that is what my mum said. They are less respectable, rude, bitcy and so fourth. Musn't be fraud by those sealed aurat for they may not be exactly like our expectations. To find a husband, is to reflect ourselves with how we ought to be, if we are to demand for a soleh hubby ait?? Nasihat ini buat anda dan saya juga yg tidak sesempurna Khadijah AS.